LIVE VIEW · WAITING FOR THE FIGHT
AD move W jump S down · J punch K kick L special I taunt · hold back to block · Esc pause
BEHIND YOU!
HAGGLE MARTFIGHT NIGHT
Stocking the shelves...
HAGGLE MARTFIGHT NIGHT
Back-room brawls after closing. No refunds.
CHOOSE YOUR PRODUCT
◀ ▶ (A D or arrows) to browse · click a product or press J / Enter to pick · Esc to go back
HOW TO FIGHT
PLAYER 1
AD move · W jump · S down
J punch · K kick · L special · I taunt
Playing alone? The arrow keys and , . / work too.
PLAYER 2
←→ move · ↑ jump · ↓ down
, punch · . kick · / special · ' taunt
- You don't have life, you have a PRICE. Every hit marks you down. Hit $0.00 and you're on CLEARANCE.
- Hold back to block. Back + down blocks sweeps.
- Punch, punch, punch chains jab → cross → uppercut.
- Toward + punch flurry · Down + punch uppercut
- Toward + kick roundhouse · Down + kick sweep
- Special throws your merch. Fill the SALE bar and special becomes a SUPER.
- Taunt fills the SALE bar, if you dare.
- Esc or P pauses. Menus: arrows or W/S, then Enter (or click).
- Gamepads work too: X punch · A kick · B special · Y taunt · Start pauses.
Press any button to go back
PARTY FIGHT · 1 TO 5 PLAYERS
ROOM ····
Opening the doors…
Scan with your phone to grab a controller · keyboards press PUNCH (J or ,) to join · empty spots can be CPUs
PAUSED
Play full screen: tap Share ⬆︎ then Add to Home Screen. Or tap aA → Hide Toolbar.
🔊 Tap anywhere for sound